8 Feb 10
7 Feb 10

"I met someone who knows you. You get around, young lady."

My soon-to-be 88 year old grandmother, possibly accusing me of being a harlot.

6 Feb 10
5 Feb 10

Office GTalk

  • Nick:  im going to change my facebook photo to a picture of a dinosaur. which dinosaur do you suggest, given the following constraints? 1) not t-rex or velociraptor 2) carnivore 3) not totally gay looking. okay go.
  • Caitlin:  I am posting this conversation on my blog. Just FYI. Answer: 3
  • Nick:  three. three? i don't think you understood the question.

2 Feb 10

"Anything other than “yes” is no. Anything other than “stay” is go. Anything less than “I love you” is lying."

The one part of John Mayer’s “Friends, Lovers or Nothing” that doesn’t suck. In the last 16 bars of the song.

"I’m like Asshole Switzerland."

Nick Earl, admitted total bastard