July 2007
23 posts
Homeopathy.
My Mom: I hope I don't get sick from this euthanasia.
Me: Mom, that's echinacea.
My Mom: I did it again!
“Hey. Don’t threaten me with a good time.”
– Tiffany, in response to everything, on VH1’s Rock of Love
WatchNLT is bringing boybands and music videos with subtle references to Jimmy Stewart movies back (…yeah!), and their first single was produced by The Underdogs, which makes it a little bit too awesome. iTunes awaits you, here.
What Goes Around...
…Comes Around.
Circa 1997, *NSYNC promo shot:
Circa 2007, NLT promo shot:
The fact that I remembered the former photo shoot from TEN YEARS AGO either demonstrates my sheer GENIUS or my sheer GEEKDOM. Not sure which just yet.
Can I also just say that *NSYNC’s Chris Kirkpatrick on VH1’s Mission: Man Band makes no sense to me? …Why are you there? Fumanskeeto...
Hans Zimmer: "Spider Pig" →
Haven’t seen this movie yet, but this is brill.
help.
Surrounded by small children in confined space.
Smallest of these children fed bottle of water/coke mixture by mother.
Some man in a vibrantly pink shirt just jumped onto a nearby moving train.
Discuss.
Suspicious Package Shuts Down LIRR | Houston... →
Uh, why would the HOUSTON CHRONICLE, of TEXAS be inconvenienced by THIS?
I am, cause I’m about to get on a TRAIN…in NEW YORK.
Cat plays furry grim reaper at nursing home -... →
Anyone bother to consider that Oscar the Cat may be POISONING the elderly with that vile of arsenic he carries in his collar and lovingly dumps into their chicken broth and pureed peas?
ANYONE?
ET Phoned MJ.
Forgot that Michael Jackson’s “Someone In the Dark” was from E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial until I realized that the creepy voiceover before the bridge wasn’t someone standing behind me mumbling, ready to kill me.
Wikpedia confirmed my newfound suspicions and alerted me that two BERGMANs were the songwriters. …One N short of a total web triumph.
Backstreet Boys Plot Comeback With October CD →
I will miss Kevin and his eyebrows this time around. {tear}
Stupidity on the LIRR.
Girl 1: Do you have your tweezers?
Girl 2: Yah.
Girl 1: Ow! Why does it hurt so much?
Girl 2: Cause pain is beauty.
“Worse than the conversations that reduced Kargus’ ability to concentrate...”
– Annoying Co-Workers: How Loud is Too Loud? Try 50 Cent’s “This Is How We Do.” And then try sending him a message, creatively, by playing said song over AirTunes. And then him not getting it. And then you spotting a choice convo about choice topics on his open AIM window.
Dirty sluts don't see The Simpsons Movie.
My Brother: i asked this chick to go to the movies and shes like mhm i have a busy week though. i dont wanna be pushy asshole.
Me: Ask her to the Simpsons Movie this weekend, then. No one wants to miss that.
My Brother: i liek this chick shes not some drity slut haha
“IN RESPONSE TO THE ARREST OF 63 FANS This weekend, at my concert in Hershey...”
– To read more of why John Mayer frequently comes across as a snide, self righteous tool lately under the guise of being “snarky,” follow this link: johnmayer.com
