August 2007
94 posts
And...You're Still Dumb. →
Miss South “U.S. Americans” Carolina takes another stab at it on TODAY.
And, P.S., is your name LAUREN or CAITLIN?
Cupcakes & Pat O'Brien
I owe Gorry 54 beers. He waited 4 hours in a hair salon.
Upswing is he got to see Pat O’Brien get his hair colored next to me.
Now, we’re standing online in Beverly Hills waiting for designer cupcakes.
More randomness to come…
I hate kids
Someone should institute kid-free seating areas on planes.
I’m in San Fran right how, and it’s only 11:17am. If it were NYtime, I’d have no qualms I ordering the booze I need to cope with them.
I sat next to a mother and her one year old, who NEVER STOPPED QUESTIONING THINGS OR SINGING. Sometimes he’d even sing the question.
He yacked a few times, and his vomit bag...
This just in...
This plane is dope.
First class is money.
Gorry needs to move closer.
I’ve been up since 4am. I went to bed at 1am. You do the math.
Some things worth sharing via JFK:
A. The 4:53am train? No seats. Who the hell starts work at 5:30?
B. Security took over an hour to get through. Clearly, I was hiding something suspect in my flip flops, cause I had to take them off.
C. Apparently fetuses get to fly as early as one day old. Some woman was throwing around...
ABC7Chicago.com: You better not crack a smile in... →
Old. But funny.
Kind of like your mom.
"Tall Guy" from Top Chef
…Could have dealt without knowing about his one ball.
Just saying.
“Caffeine is like a really attractive girl that has nothing to say. You get all...”
– Maroon 5’s (apparently nonsensical) Adam Levine, to Rolling Stone, on whatever it is he’s drinking that’s totally not the Bux.
“My biggest inspiration and biggest competition is Justin Timberlake,” the...”
– West calls Timberlake his `inspiration’ | Yahoo! News
Separated at Birth: Robin Thicke & Eric Dane |... →
I’ve been saying this since 1967. We move on.
Show Him the Honeys! →
Seriously, what is this guy’s DEAL?
Elvis Costello Makes Christina Aguilera's... →
I shall be downloading Hugh on iTunes, thank you.
Dear Columbia Records,
You are pathetic. I know Amerie isn’t Beyoncé, but the girl’s been a solid R&B sell for your label since you signed her. Her album comes out tomorrow in the US. (I think.) You released it to the UK markets in May, so it’s been leaked online, in full, since then. Having such a long lull between then and now is obviously not helping her sales potential any. She has NO single on...
Family ties key to youth happiness | Yahoo! News →
MTV & The Associated Press apparently did not sample residents of Long Island or Laguna Beach.
If I were Adam Levine, I would run. Fast. (...And... →
Maroon 5 lead singer, disclosing more sexcapades. This time, with tennis pro Maria “Girl from that Annoying Camera Commercial” Sharapova.
"The Night I Did Not Sleep with Cuba Gooding Jr."... →
AKA Why blogs are the end of being “slick.”
Damages "Blog" →
Wonder who the copywriter is on this?
WatchI sweat widgets.
Bush's daughter, Jenna, engaged | Yahoo! News →
Why does anyone give a shit about this?
Britney on ALLURE →
So, if she didn’t show up for the interview, what the hell did they write about? Her not showing up as a cover story?
An iV Exclusive Q&A with Maroon 5 →
Written by someone I know.
Backstreet Boy Howie Dorough Gets Engaged |... →
Umm…He’s straight?
Mandy and Mayer "Just Friends" | Usmagazine.com →
First he’s dating Cameron Diaz (riiiight), and now we need the “scoop” on Mandy Moore’s lunchfest.
Was today, like, Mayer Content Day on Us magazine’s editorial calendar or what?
Cameron Diaz and John Mayer Dating! |... →
Oh, come the eff on!
P.S. JM looks like the Ice Truck Killer from Dexter in this pic:
I cannot take credit for that simile. It was on a message board awhile back, and I peed my pants over it.
HOUSE Costars Call Off Engagement
For Immediate Release Wednesday, August 15, 2007; 4:50 PM EST
Jennifer Morrison and Jesse Spencer say they remain “very close” (New York) House costars Jennifer Morrison and Jesse Spencer have called off their engagement, PEOPLE has learned exclusively. “After much consideration, we have decided not to get married,” the couple say in a joint statement. “We are...
Now People Outside of DC Can Wonder What the EFF a... →
“Farragut North, a new play about presidential politics that’s to star Jake Gyllenhaal, about an idealistic young press secretary who works for a Howard Dean-like presidential contender will open on Broadway in the midst of the presidential election next fall.”
TODAY to add fourth hour next month →
(Still) Trapped In the Closet →
R. Kelly: Trapped In the Closet | Chapters 13-22!
More Hints on 'House' Season Four →
I don’t like new people. Just saying.
Amy Grant: The Essential Box Set (iTunes) →
The fact that nearly 120 songs are considered “essential” is beyond the point.
…119 iTunes Plus songs for $9.99?
Gotta be a glitch.
Baby Gotta Problem Sayin' "Bye Bye"
Anyone else suddenly startled by the fact that Biggie & Tupac died at age 24 and 25, respectively, and achieved the iconic rap status they they did at that age?
Didn’t they feel 35 in 1996? Would we say the same thing now about, say, T.I. or Nelly?
Probably not, but at least the latter’s got a pole in the basement and T.I.’s six-degrees-of-Kevin-Bacon closer to Xscape....
NBC Making a Clean Start in a House of Mixed Media... →
"Pictures Are Hung, People are Hanged," Associated...
“Liu said Zhang hung himself on Saturday, according to the report. It is common for disgraced officials to commit suicide in China.”
China Toy Boss Kills Self After Recall
50 Cent Erupts After Song, Video With Robin Thicke... →
“I’ma show you why they call me Thicke.”
“…I have the worst gaydar of all time. Unless I see two men full-on French...”
– Ryan Reynolds
