Whiter Than Your iPod.: Archive

Ryan Philippe: Atheist or Bad Actor?

Watching the movie Breach staring an uber-religious FBI agent, Chris Cooper, and a used-to-be religious, raised by like, deacons, Ryan. Two of them enter a church; dip their hands in holy water. Ryan makes the sign of cross: Up, left, right, down. I don’t know what that was, but I’m thinking it’s slightly macarenaesque. ….And I am not the only dork (or byproduct of...

Jan 31st

“What’s today’s date? …Oh. January 31st. It’s Justin...”

– Me, outloud.

Jan 31st

"SHANGHAI CN"

Every Apple product I’ve ever received has shipped from California. …Until now. It’s in “SHANGHAI CN, ” people. My MacBook Air is Chinese. (And FYI, CT is the abbreviation for Connecticut.)

Jan 31st

…and now it’s “La Bamba.”

Jan 31st

Blind Item

My celebrity office floor mate is playing a interpolation of Hanson’s “Mmm-Bop” on his electric guitar.

Jan 31st

New Kids On The Block Preview a New Song - New... →

Jan 30th

I may know Kevin Bacon.

This six degrees shit is scary. If that chick knows one more person or entity I know, I am suing.

Jan 30th

Passengers wait for delayed trains at the... →

I probably shouldn’t complain about Penn Station anymore, eh?

Jan 29th

RIP: GiggleoftheWeek Bot

Giggle of the Week, 13 January 2002: Pasty: Emil, what do you do when you’re bored? Emil: Ruin someone’s life. Giggle of the Week, 25 February 2002: Erin: i’m applying to BYU and El Camino College Pasty: El Who? Doesn’t that mean “The Car?” Erin, I didn’t know you were interested in TRADE SCHOOL! Erin: no, it’s a type of car! Giggle...

Jan 29th

All the acts that lost major label deals in 2007 |... →

…AMERIE was dropped by SONY?!

Jan 29th

Move to Japan So You Can Eat Strawberry Cheetos →

Jan 28th

AirMail: Manila envelope laptop sleeve for MacBook... →

1. I had this idea. I just don’t, like, make mass market products nor can sew. 2. I will still buy it.

Jan 28th

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Jan 26th

Picture Perfect (Chris Brown song) - Wikipedia,... →

I love and hate when this happens. This song is one of my favorites on the album, and I like have a “secret jam”—a song that is not released as a single. Haven’t heard the remix yet, but if they take out the Take 6 stuff, what made the song great is gone.

Jan 26th

I hate...

People who laugh out loud while watching videos on mass transit. You just look like a tool. No one else gets why it’s funny.

Jan 25th

Wants to know why she had to stand all the way home on this godforsaken train. Where are all you people coming from?! No one takes this line!

Jan 25th

ABC News: More Than Gossip, Britney Brings in... →

Jan 25th

Watch

Watch: “A Little Nosh.” Pronunciation: \ˈnäsh\ Function: intransitive verb :to eat a snack : munch noshing on pizza> — nosh·er noun

Jan 24th

Also...

The dude next to me smells of bourbon.

Jan 24th

This train...

Is hot as balls.

Jan 24th

Oh em gee! →

Pugs can clean computer monitors on the cheap.

Jan 24th

Ledger Masseuse Calls Olsen Before 911 →

Apparently I should have Mary-Kate Olsen on my speedial for all sorts of emergency needs. Ashley, not so much. …WHAT?

Jan 24th

I am so normal.

I may feel like I’m 12 most of the time, and even be falsely accused of being that age by idiots who think when I say “I’m not in college,” they have overshot on the guess, but I am the most freaking normal person the god damn block.

Jan 23rd

The Poor Man's Oreos Are No More. →

Hydrox cookies are dead

Jan 23rd

Best Week Ever » Blog Archive » When Is a... →

This is exactly what I was talking about.

Jan 23rd

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Heath Ledger.

The more I think about his shocking death, the more I have come to realize how small the world has become (and I mean that in a “creepy, closing in on us” way, not the hippie, “Kumbaya” Disney ride variety) because of this crazy digital age we’re living in: 600+ articles about your death written and posted within mere minutes. A complete slideshow retrospective...

Jan 22nd

Married man seeking salvation through sin →

Stupid Craigslist post of the day.

Jan 21st

It was enough to fool me! →

I signed up for Google Alerts for any time Hugh Laurie’s name comes up in a newly published web article. (I realize I have no life, but it’s the most passive act of stalking I could agree to.) Anyway, this article from the New Zealand Herald has little to do with Hugh, and mostly to do with some British actor’s crap American accent and likens it to Dr. House’s, quote,...

Jan 21st

Freezer Football

I don’t watch football…ever, but the fact that Green Bay is playing New York in negative degree weather is too much to pass up. I have little to no idea as to what is going on, but I do know that some old guy from the Giants is about to die of frostbite and that they have a player by the name of, no lie, R.W. McQuarters. Also, I am convinced that Joe Simpson probably paid those...

Jan 20th

I take back everything I ever said about The Hunt for Red October. Regards to Jan de Bont and John McTiernan for proving me wrong. Shame on HBO for never allowing me to catch the beginning of the movie.

Jan 20th

I forgot how much I like this song.

Jan 20th

Craigslist = Psychowebville

I love how the same site people sell old junk and sublet apartments is the same place people place personal ads for naked showers. (But no sex! They just like soap! A lot!) This post, however, is hysterical: http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/mis/542287246.html

Jan 19th

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