February 2008
83 posts
She Blinded Me With Science!
Mariah Carey’s had some awfully benign album titles in the past (Daydream, Butterfly, Music Box, Rainbow, Charmbracelet, et al.), but at least they weren’t confusing.
E=MC2 is the title of her 2008 forthcoming CD. This is annoying for two reasons, maybe three:
1. You’re making me stop to do subscript “2,” if I remember how to even do that.
…² . There.
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It's absinthe, bitch.
I just had the most amazing meal at the most beautiful restaurant I’ve ever had the pleasure of eating at. More importantly, the menu contained some crazy drink with absinthe in it, which I thought was still illegal in the States, but obviously jumped at the chance to drink.
I should be absolutely hammered right now since it’s like, moonshine, but seem to be blogging via iPhone with a...
Departure →
Jesse McCartney is working with Sean Garrett and The-Dream on his new album. (WHAT?)
Also just read that Leona Lewis’ “Bleeding Love” was actually written by he and Ryan Tedder for the album, but the record company thought it blew. …And then it became the freaking national anthem of the UK.
BRAVOtv.com | The Millionaire Matchmaker : Blogs :... →
I kind of have a TV crush on Brendan from The Millionaire Matchmaker. Apparently he’s from NJ, and he likes blondes. Unfortunately, I missed the beginning of the episode where he gets into er, why he’s a millionaire.
I hope it’s not for importing illegal immigrants into the country or something, cause I have morals.
So, hey, if someone knows Brendan, holler back, yo.
The Boredom of Unemployment.
God bless HBO. Seriously. They’re “On Demand” package has saved my sanity this week, or at least helped maintain it some. That and the Guinness.
This is Oscar-nominated movies of 2006 week, apparently. I’ve watched Notes on a Scandal and Little Children so far. The Last King of Scotland is on now. (I’ll have to rewind.) I guess if I’m out of work this time next...
If SBux Won't Warm You, He Will.
Me: I thought you don't do warming anymore?
Sim Tilver: Oh, I warm.
Texas university giving freshmen iPhones and iPod... →
Harlots. I got a WELCOME FOLDER! …And I think a pen. A GW pen. Yeah.
American Idol | David Archuleta →
Predicting now that the kid takes the whole show. He is too damn adorable. Seriously. He’s like a tiny kitten.
I just pre-ordered the dumb song this week on iTunes. Tiny. Kitten.
GOOG-411 →
Gorry & Anthony introduced me to this over the summer. It’s MONEY.
WatchGary Busey is ::AWKARD TURTLE::
FYI
Everyone should see Little Children for Patrick Wilson’s fantastic ass.
Oh. And it’s a pretty good movie, too.
But his ass is amazing.
“Fizzy water!”
– How the British say “seltzer” or “club soda.”
Go rent this. Or illegally download. Whatever.
I saw this movie on the flight over to London last week.
I love Jude Law and I love Michael Caine, and I love British accents even more, so I was more than willing to watch it from my posh “Premium Economy” leather seat with bonus footrest.
The first hour is bollocks, but the rest is why Jude Law is a fucking genius actor.
Only thing that seriously bothered me was that the remote...
Luggage problem at Heathrow - Yahoo! News →
Good thing I flew out on Tuesday, yo!
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Janet Jackson: "So Much Betta"
tired of being no. 2
i can do what she can’t do
so much betta
i’m 4 u
so so much betta
i’m 4 u
don’t need another
i can prove it
just let me love u
watch me do it
believe in this
make a wish
come see ur girl
i’ll change ur whole world
tired of being no. 2
i can do what she can’t do
so much betta
i’m 4 u
so so much betta
i’m 4 u
...
Cupcake Clarity.
I went to return an ill-fitting, but amazing Catherine Malandrino dress to Saks, and instead was mistaken for a kept woman with money to burn. I was offered a ridiculous Tory Burch cupcake the size of a small nation, and had a private showing of her new collection—all “well priced.” In conclusion, never walk into Saks with designer gear and fabulous hair when you’re...
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Lindsay Lohan as Marilyn Monroe in "The Last... →
Can I just say that Lindsay Lohan has the oddest looking rack I have ever seen in profile? Is she 21 or 61? Jesus.
“What are they gonna do next? Shove something up my asshole?!”
– My mother, aloud, at Heathrow Airport in response to always being frisked by security.
Last Day.
Okay, so I spent like, 50 bucks on the internet in this country of hard water and pedestrians who don’t walk on either side of the sidewalk, but rather straight at you…and did little blogging for myself.
Perez Hilton was at Trent’s show on Saturday, which was pretty funny. I let him know. (Him meaning Perez and Trent. Ha.)
Anyway, we’re seeing Trent-o again tonight with...
The OC, season 1, is on here in England.
I never realized how bad this show was until now.
4:46am.
It’s not that time here, but even though I slept for five billion hours last night, I’m still tired. Probably because it’s nearly 5am in New York. Gah.
I spent more time helping Trent blog last night than myself (www.trentkowalik.com), but it was fun, so we move on.
Off to see his show this afternoon and buy out the merch table.
Cheerio!
P.S. Do not order club soda with a...
Unlegendary.
The bathrooms here are worse than Penn Station at 2am. I would take a picture, but I don’t want you to vom.
Premium Economy, Baby!
Aloha. I’ll be blogging live from London…once I arrive. The iPhone is staying all kinds if off once we leave the Eastern Seabord for serious. I do not want a $5,000 bill (or £10,000) in roaming charges. I’m a little bit too excited to fly the Premium Economy section, which I think is Virgin semantics for Business class. If this plane had WiFi, that would be money. Alas, that is...
“Ain’t that illegal? Like, flagrantly?”
– The wisdom of Ned Rust
WatchWHAT THE FUNK AND WAGNALLS?!
I don’t know if this clip is genius or insane.
Starbucks across from the Lyceum.
Now I know why people hate actors.
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Boo.
Not having earbuds on the train sucks.
Starbucks switches to free AT&T Wi-Fi - Yahoo!... →
Smart.
BlackBerry service out in N. America - Yahoo! News →
People at work, you don’t be able to get ahold of me. This is why the iPhone is 267 times more awesome-o.
Herbie Hancock?
I think Quincy Jones has lost his eyesight. That was so not the album I thought would win.
And, yes, let’s have the recovering addict stay up until 5am, London time. She probably had to do a line to stay up that late. That’s smarter than sending her stateside for sure!
Also, Justin Timberlake needed two more Grammys like…I don’t know what. But, now we know that Hillary...
Grammys
Is anyone watching Fergie? Thank god the girl is actually singing…but WTF is going on with her teeth?