Whiter Than Your iPod.: Archive

May 1st

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Jesse McCartney's...

new album is WAY grown and sexy. Like, woah.

May 1st

Snooze@boreu2tears.org.

Why do all famous creative people have the most boring e-mail addresses known to man? Grammy-winning singer/songwriter. Award-winning film and stage director. Best-selling writer. All e-crap.

Apr 29th

The Associated Press: Nashville songwriter charged... →

Talk about oddest story on the Internet you’ll see today…

Apr 28th

Apple working on iTunes controller for iPhone? →

(via emilgh)

Apr 28th

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Holler.

This wedding has both a mariache band and a piano playing Moon River (by itself) at the same time.

Apr 26th

2010: D-day for the Internet as it hits "full... →

This article is flagrantly ripped off of last week’s episode of South Park, but nowhere near as funny.

Apr 26th

Empire State Building to Light Iconic Tower Lights... →

The lamest press release of all time.

Apr 25th

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A Latino Billy! →

Just call me awesome. Thank you.

Apr 24th

Watch

Singing with the big cheese himself. I was sitting way closer, but was too busy trying not to sob. Also, I’m going to just throw it out there that the person operating the soundboard was a lighting designer, cause the mix sounded like shit. P.S. Favorite part? “One, two, three, four, five, six, seh-ven, eight!”

Apr 23rd

Watch

I don’t stand a chance at a press conference when grandmothers are involved.

Apr 23rd

Playbill News: Broadway Finds Its Billy Elliots

Playbill.com used a picture of Trent I took on my iPhone. No lie. http://www.playbill.com/news/article/117008.html

Apr 22nd

The Boys of ‘Billy Elliot’ Are Chosen for Broadway... →

Apr 22nd

Deborah Gibson...

Just walked past me. She is minz! Shake your love, lady!

Apr 21st

South Park | "Overlogging" →

OMG. This is my online life. (Sorta.)

Apr 20th

I...

Am sitting across from The Hours/Billy Elliot director Stephen Daldry. His daughter and I bonded over chocolate milk.

Apr 19th

Apr 17th

Watch

I will stop at nothing to help tell the truth about what musical theatre patrons need to know!

Apr 17th

...Or the Pimp Mobile!

Did anyone see that thing? It’s housed in a flippin Mercedes, son!

Apr 16th

Apr 15th

Jason Mraz - 2008 Official Website |Tour →

This is the most fun I’ve ever had on a website. Ever.

Apr 14th

Apr 13th

Online reservations only at NYC hot spot - Yahoo!... →

I spoke to David Chang once for about 15 minutes. I am not surprised by this at all, and think it’s kinda cool, actually.

Apr 12th

The people at Tiffanys...

Are batshit crazy. All I want are four glasses. You can do this, lady. I have faith in you and your hiring manager.

Apr 11th

CBS axes reality show after 1 episode | Yahoo!... →

I literally laughed out loud after I read this. I was the one tool who watched the whole thing, just to see Mya tap. Anytime Debbie Reynolds, Brian McKnight, and some jackoff who wasn’t famous enough to be recognizable is judging a show hosted by a Dancing with the Stars winner and Captain Sulu is crooning country, you shouldn’t greenlight it.

Apr 10th

Jesse Spencer

…from House just got approximately 67 times hotter. Usually Hugh Laurie is in Band from TV, but Jesse’s violin playing helped distract me from Terry Hatcher’s…whatever that was.

Apr 10th

Scion

…can suck it. My car is cursed. This month I have had a flat tire, a tire replaced, duped into getting my fluids flushed when I probably didn’t need to and ended up with a bill on par with my monthly payment, and now, four days later, my check engine light is on. Hours of my life have been wasted in this godforsaken waiting room, at this weirdo Starbucks where borderline homeless...

Apr 9th

Stargate

…needs that Swedish drum machine confiscated from them. Now. All of your songs do not need to sound like “Irreplaceable,” m-kay?

Apr 8th

I hate to say it...

But this newly leaked NKOTB single is pretty good.

Apr 8th

Mariah's new single is "Bye Bye" →

I love me some Johnta Austin (where is HIS album?) but I’m not feeling this as the second single. I guess “Migrate” is for Urban?

Apr 8th

Perez says sex scene was 'very awkward' | Yahoo!... →

I clicked on this link because I thought it was about PEREZ HILTON. (…And John Mayer.) I bet this gets crazy traffic for the same rationale.

Apr 8th

NBC Goes to Court to Keep ‘Runway’ | New York... →

This is VERY interesting for about 67 reasons, but mostly one.

Apr 7th

Kraft's $100 Million Idea: Cream Cheese-Filled... →

Gross. …and something slightly overly phallic, to boot.

Apr 7th

Victoria's Secret | Fitness shoe →

“Get a workout while you walk. Engineered to engage muscles, lessen joint impact and absorb shock, FitFlops burn calories and tone legs with every step. From running errands to working around your house, it’s finally easier to stay in shape and multitask your fitness with a sexy, sporty look.” WHAT?

Apr 7th

12 Angry Moms.

My mom: I'm waiting to see if I'm going to be picked as a juror for this case.
Me: Well, you could say that you were a victim of murder. Then they really couldn't pick you!
My mom: Yeah.
Me: ...Um, did you not get why that was funny? If you were a victim of murder, you'd be dead.
My mom: Oh. Hmm. Yeah. I guess you would.

Apr 7th

In Web World of 24/7 Stress, Writers Blog Till... →

Apr 7th