May 2008
75 posts
“Give us a bell on my mob. It’d be ace!”
– My new favo(u)rite Britishism for, “Call me on my cell. It would be clutch.”
“Usher says his new wife has not “done anything in a negative way, other...”
– Usher, displaying how the order of one’s words can mean that his wife making him better is negative, which is probably true if we go by an album sales comparison in 2004 to 2008.
Workers shifting to 4-day week to save gasoline |... →
I’ve been told that gasoline over in England, sold by the liter (dumb metric system…), is something like the equivalent of $100 to top off a tank.
This probably explains why the UK has 353947* paid weeks of vacation, and we get two. They never work, so they never drive. Genius.
*4.
Clay Aiken Impregnates Someone! - TMZ.com →
What THE HELL?!
Breaking News from Pete and Ashlee →
Lesson learned, kids. The Simpson-Wentzs (Wentzes?) are huge fibbers.
On February 28, 2008, it was revealed that Wentz gave Simpson a promise ring. Ashlee Simpson announced that she is not pregnant and that the promise ring simply means that Pete hasn’t asked her dad yet.
On April 9, 2008, Simpson confirmed on an episode of TRL that she and Wentz are engaged.
On April 14, 2008, Rumors...
Ashlee Simpson Becomes Ashlee Wentz | People.com →
You’re a moron. You should be your legal name, legally, and your stage name, on stage.
You’ve just made any file extension much more complicated because of your hyphen, missy.
Michelle Ryan has 'the worst fake US accent' -... →
For the love of god.
My contempt for the LIRR merely grows with every passing day.
Hulk to Victim: You Pissed Off God - TMZ.com →
Forget all that for now, and tune in to the fact that this kid is pitching reality shows for his father to produce about him when he gets out of jail. WTF?
Wow.
A sailor and 456 drunken 21-year-olds in hoochie slip dresses and guido gear just walked past me at Penn Station. I almost punched them all. The former for anything having to do with the military is not a site I want to see (thanks, TV shoe about military wives photo gallery of doom) and the latter cause I just got out of work and they make me feel old.
Facebook preparing for redesign to clear clutter -... →
Officials: Obama begins veep search - Yahoo! News →
Well, apparently it’s not THAT top secret because you just WROTE ABOUT IT.
Just saying.
After watching Idol tonight, I am once again reminded that Carrie Underwood looks little to nothing like she used to when she was on the show:
1. She got herself a personal stylist with big, old budget.
2. She’s dropping some serious cash on a good hair colorist and human hair extensions.
3. They stuck homegirl on a WATER diet. She is a good 20 pounds thinner than she was back when she...
In `Idol' bout, 'Archie' declared knockout winner... →
When did David become “Archie?”
What was with the lame boxing theme that was painfully peppered throughout the show?
Didn’t think David A. was all THAT amazing. Tiy kitten syndrome has clearly worn thin.
Boy band creator Pearlman to be sentenced in Fla.... →
“Dell sends a French-language Windows installer disc, apparently because they...”
– Complaints: Dell Formats Your External Backup Drive, Erases 3 Years Worth Of Data
Jude Law in steamy clinch with Kimberly Stewart →
WHAT?!
Scarlett Johansson Is Almost Nowhere On 'Anywhere'... →
Ouch!
jessemccartney.com →
Jesse McCartney’s new album comes out today. Go cop that joint. It’s blazin!
Seriously. The kid has a top 10 single on the radio and another song on deck about wanting to “put a lil’ into ya.” Need I say more?
Hello Kitty is named Japan tourism ambassador -... →
They do know that Hello Kitty is a cartoon, right?
GE plans to exit appliance business - Yahoo! News →
I think I can hear my stock plummeting.
WatchSo awesomely bad.
“I’m sorry, but the only thing I have 28 days worth of patience for is to...”
– Readers: Virgin Atlantic Flight 45
This post is HIGHLY ironic now. →
Someone smells on this train.
Weinstein Co. to Make Live-Action Fraggle Rock... →
Sliding Doors.
Sometimes the dumbest things make the best impact on your day. I have not taken my usual train to work in eons (see: lay off), and even when I did, I was riding in a car on the opposite end of the train. Segue to this morning when a guy who looked like a mixture of Paul Walker and some guy who’s not Paul Walker, is standing opposite me on a crowded rush hour debacle from hell.
Rarely do...
Actor injured in long fall before 'Mermaid' show... →
Woah.
Archuleta's Dad Banished from "Idol" - TMZ.com →
Pyschopants is out!
Melissa Joan Hart: My Life's About to Get... →
I’m sorry but is byline, Mike Fleeman, the former child star who played Ferguson on Clarissa Explains It All? She gets press on the most jackass and snoozer topics, I swear.
“Time doesn’t heal anything, time simply passes. It is what we do with our...”
When Will THEN Be NOW?
When will there be the day when I don’t won’t to find you, wherever you are, and want to punch you so hard in the face, my fist bleeds?
I need something to aspire to.
Angry Dance...er, Run
Inspired by Special Ops’ list of the same thing, I’d like to share the greatest workout song of all time: “Angry Dance” from Billy Elliot.
Yes, it’s musical theatre. And, yes, I’m partial to this show. But the lighting-like tapping and the fact that some British kid is grunting, kicking, and screaming obscenities such as “Fuckin’ hell!”...
Things I Did Last Night →
david: (via lunchfood)
From 2004.
Here is the meeting Clay/Kelly story, in full. Notice how I really, really thought the man was straight:
I lovess Clay! RAH!
Here’s the Clay story you’ve all been waiting for! (Or not so much.)
Rachel calls me around 11AM this morning—I thought she was my mom leaving for Colorado—and is like, “Yo, wanna go meet Clay & Kelly backstage?” That biotch won...
I Don't Get It.
Rihanna’s new single “Take a Bow” is the #1 single on iTunes right now.
First off, it’s a lame piece of shit. Second, Ne-Yo, babe, there about two other songs I can think of with the same title and “theatrical” theme, one of which is Madonna’s and is one of the best pop songs of all time. This is not novel or new.
At least he could have impressed me by...
WatchNLT “Karma”
This video would have been a lot more karma-y if homeslice set up JoJo and had the screaming fans show up on a John Tesh video set instead. Just saying.