July 2008
100 posts
The Cheese That Goes...Crunch.
This dude sat next to me on the subway this morning who had two bags of Cheetos.
He crushed them all in the bag over and over whilst mumbling something, followed by throwing the first bag to the floor.
Nothing, by the way, is worse than Cheeto thumbs.
"How'd They Do That?" The Behind the Scenes Scoop... →
The actors on “Army Wives” are not the only ones who help bring this hit series to your living rooms each week. Those behind the scenes are equally responsible for creating the magic moments you…
Playbill News: Guys and Dolls Revival, Directed by... →
omgbrill.
Starbucks to cut 1,000 non-store jobs by July 29|... →
Ep. 9 Preview & Your Thoughts on Denise & Getti →
Looks like the jury is still out when it comes to Denise and Getti, but it does seem like most of you do think that Getti is a likable guy!
myLifetime.com member Rheinmeister7 says, “After…
I am about to punch AT&T in the FACE.
I do not have the 3G iPhone, so why are you charging my EDGE-only capable iPhone those rates?!
Christian Siriano: 'Project Runway 5' "sucks" →
New pick up line.
The “Do you wanna sit here?” on the train riff. …Or he’s being kind and thinks I’m with child. If so, I am burning this dress.
I love when shuffle mode anticipates your needs and gives you the song you were just thinking about.
Playbill Celebrity Buzz: PLAYBILL.COM'S CUE & A:... →
DREW LACHEY is in Spamalot? What the HELL is going on?
'Tell Me You Love Me': HBO pulls the plug after... →
Oh, no. No more softcore porn on HBO. Dag.
'House' Exec on 'Huddy' Reunion and 'Long Overdue'... →
I had no idea that House was coming back in September, as in Dexter. Is this Christmas or WHAT?
WatchDexter | Season 3 Trailer
Ep. 8 Recap: Chase Gets Busted and Denise Crosses... →
What an episode! Tonight, Pamela’s suspicions from last week’s episode are dead on when Chase gets arrested with the rest of his Delta Force brothers during a war profiteering bust. The good news…
The Impending iPhone Subprime Crisis
rickyv:
Since there are no results on Google for this term, let me be the one to coin it.
The iPhone Subprime Crisis is what will happen as a result of Apple lowering the point-of-entry price of a new iPhone while increasing the overall cost of ownership over the two year term of the contract (up to $2700!).
People who thought they couldn’t afford an iPhone when they cost $400 now (falsely)...
Cliché Update
I think when you ask the waitress, “Should I be scared?” and she looks at you in horror and walks away, you know the mystery dude buying you a drink is unfortunate. I later received a note on a napkin that read, “Chris. If you wanna text: ### ####.” (a) WTF is that? (b) See “(a)” It also had 57 lines crossing out whatever he wrote the first time. Then I heard a...
Cliché.
I’m at a bar. The waitress just did the some guy wants to buy you a drink riff. I am not making eye contact. God save me.
Free Vivanno = Yay.
Thank you, Internets.
I rode a school bus to school from kindergarten to the eleventh grade. During that epic span of time, I experienced a lot of weird shit.
One time an odd (probably heavily medicated) seventh grade boy approached me (at the time a mere first grader), sat down next to me and told me I had nice legs. I was 6.
I suddenly became very weirded out and remember clenching my knees together and kept...
someonehitmycaritheparkinglotandeffedupmytrunkmotherlesspieceofgah!
Russell Brand to host the MTV Video Music Awards -... →
Um, WHO?
Q2 Profits Fall 82% at NYT →
Maybe if they allowed rock climbers to scale the building for a nominal fee, they could make up the difference?
“…At least I’m not talking about John McCain’s. If his face...”
– George Michael at MSG (paraphrasing as best I can), on how he received some backlash for taking about Senator Barack Obama’s balls at Monday’s concert.
Ugh.
Someone yacked on this train. Kill me.
George Michael...
Is now 26 minutes late, and counting.
Why?
Are guys from the mailroom infatuated with me wherever I work? Jesus.
"Army Wives" Ep. 8 Preview: Don't Mess With Her... →
Wow! Looks like Roxy doesn’t just have Betty’s Bar & Grill to keep her occupied she also has a new employee’s wandering eyes to look after! Watch this preview of Sunday’s brand new episode…
Update
The song was, no lie, “F*ck the Police” by NWA.
I’m so mad those old ladies missed that jam now.
Trainscapades | Tuesday
Item 1: Intimidating Thug’s Ringtone
{collector comes around for tickets after a stop, the faint sounds of 50 Cent can be heard leaking out of earbuds in the seat ahead of me}
Cellphone rings. Cue ringtone at volume level MAX: “F*ck the police!…”
This continues for sometime. I don’t recognize the rapper, but he is really, really angry. Kinda like the collector...
Interview: "Have At It" with "Army Wives" Actress... →
In part one of my interview with “Army Wives” star Brigid Brannagh, the fiery redhead tackles some of your very own fan questions you posted here on the blog!
Read on for the first…
Polite Mode.
I saw The Dark Knight along with the rest of the free world this weekend, and my one problem with it is this:
Since it was not rated R, 13-year-olds with cell phones ablaze for the entirety of the the film populated the theatre. I wanted to murder them all with a pencil, previous to my monologue about how I got a scar on my face…from flying over the handlebars of my Schwinn in...
'The Dark Knight' nabs biggest opening ever |... →
Umm...WHAT?
Tevin Campbell is in Hairspray?
…On Broadway?
…With Aubrey O’Day?
WTF?
Faux Yogurt
I love trying new things from Whole Foods Market, and today’s discovery was no exception: Dairy free, soy free yogurt.
I could give a crap about something being dairy or soy free. I love dairy products so much that I think that if I suddenly were to become lactose intolerant, I would purposely kill myself by eating as much cheese and glasses of Ovaline that I could stomach. It would be like...
Didn't anyone notice...
That Al B. Sure! had a unibrow? Nite and day? Dag.
Classy train conversations.
“I said to him, ‘If I had my dick out on the bar, you think she wouldn’t look at it?’ And he kept telling me I owed her an apology, so I said, ‘Sweetheart, sorry I looked at your pus*y.” -Some ass about his near-fisticuffs with some pantyless chick’s boyfriend when he checked her out.
Ugh.
The oldest man alive decided to sit next to me on the train. I think he’s decomposing as I type this because he smells.
Funny: Visine Would Cost $1,021 If You Bought By... →
Starbucks Vivanno nourishing blends. →
I tried the Banana Chocolate and stole a sip of the Orange Banana Mango. Delish!
Why...
Must people own shitty earbuds that only subject me to your shitty music?