August 2008
73 posts
I’ve been in a cold-coma for the past two days, only to resurface and learn that McCain’s VP pick is some nobody from Alaska, who is overly fond of the word “cool” in interviews.
So, FYI, GOP, McCain kicks the bucket mid-term, you’re gonna get Sarah Palin telling the Sultan of Dubai that he’s “mint” on Air Force One as SOAPnet plays softly in the...
"Army Wives" Labor Day Marathon & DVD Giveaway! →
Catch
up on all of the drama, laughs and suspense from Season 2! Kick back and watch
the “Army Wives” Labor Day Marathon on Monday, September 1 from noon
to 9 pm et/pt. Tune in on Sunday,
August 31…
“R. Kelly was very instrumental in making a lot of decisions when it came to my...”
– Joe, one of the most underrated singers on the planet, on why R. Kelly is a douche and why he jumped from Jive.
Democratic National Convention
Anyone else catch Bill Clinton in the audience talking to himself during Hillary’s introduction?
He said, to himself, “I’ll love you forever and ever.”
Lipreading, I pown you.
I Hate Choo!
For the love of god, people!
N.L.T. is definitely “Not Like Them.” Coming off a sold out Bandemonium tour, these 4 heartthrobs are set to release their highly anticipated album this Christmas entitled “Not Like Them.” Their new smash single “Never Shoulda Let U Go,” is scheduled to release soon.
Right. Just like the time you said February 2008 in November 2007. Kill me now.
China used planes, rockets to prevent wet end of... →
Um…scary?
WatchJesse McCartney “Buy You a Drank” (No lie.) (It’s dope.)
Wii Fit, Wherefore Art Thou Not In Stock?
OK, who the hell do I have to sleep with to get a Wii Fit? Jesus!
"American Idol" adds DioGuardi as fourth judge |... →
Anyone else hearing Carolina from Z100 having a... →
OMG!
Just died.
Hey Dude, Clarissa Explains It All, Aaahhh!!! Real Monsters, Rocko’s Modern Life, Doug and The Angry Beavers are on iTunes.
Just need Roundhouse and Salute Your Shorts to prove I am a total loser.
American launches in-flight Internet on 3 routes |... →
“[bing!] Hello. This is your captain speaking. Could the passenger in 21A please stop Rick Rolling the plane? That shit is getting really old. Thank you.”
Sex and the Olympic city | Times Online →
“Tomorrow night thousands of young men and women with the most fit, toned bodies in the world will mingle for the last time before they fly home. What might they get up to?”
"American Boy" Disappearing Act?
I bought Estelle’s “American Boy” single from the iTunes store on, no lie, February 19th. I have been listening to this jam since then, now ready to kill myself because the rest of the United States is just jumping on the bandwagon in August and thanks to you and your mom, it’s never going away. It may as well be “Closing Time” by that band whose name I forgot,...
Obama chooses Sen. Joe Biden to be running mate -... →
simtilver:
Sen. Barack Obama has selected Delaware Sen. Joe Biden as his running mate, according to his official Web site and a text message the campaign sent to supporters on Saturday…
WatchBrill.
P.S. Don’t casually sip a drink when they “free map” part rolls around. You’ll spit it out.
More Rumblings of a Britney VMA Performance - E!... →
I don’t know what’s more curious: Britney performing at the VMAs or the writer referencing the song “E-mail My Heart,” a totally obscure and SMTP-centric early Britney jam circa 1998.
Catch Up on Season 2! Watch Full Episodes of... →
An all-new ”Army Wives” returns Sunday, September 7 at 10 pm et/pt! Since we “Army Wives” fans will have a bit of free time on our hands, have you missed an exciting episode of ”Army Wives”…
Researcher says bigfoot just a rubber gorilla suit... →
Ya think?!
Rejected by Hong Kong, Glitter arrives in Thailand... →
I thought this was about Mariah’s “Glitter” and became very confused. Mostly because I thought the world as a whole rejected it in 2001.
“Don’t you-know-what with me, sister!”
– Tim Gunn, on how to appropriately handle fiesty drag queens.
NBC Olympics | Ab fab: Guess the swimmer →
To the gay man or straight woman who came up with this idea, I salute you.
Ricky Martin Is Dad to Twin Boys - Babies, Ricky... →
Probably not helping the “I’m straight!” case at all.
WatchTrento’s Vogue video.
Ep. 11: Your Thoughts on Trevor's Drug Dependency →
From the looks of last night’s episode, it looks like Trevor LeBlanc is on a slippery slope. He’s on a mission to get back into combat, but the pace of his rehabilition is causing him to turn to…
Body proves Bigfoot no myth, hunters say - CNN.com →
Um, WHAT?
Sneak Peek: Madonna's 'Sweet and Sticky' Tour... →
Dear asshat producers at People.com,
It’s the STICKY AND SWEET TOUR, not the SWEET AND STICKY TOUR.
Find people you can put on your payroll who actually bought the album and know what song it’s in reference to, or a copy chief who can assist you in this endeavor.
Jesus H. Christ, that’s a big mistake.
'Mad Men' stars have fun as anxious Pete and Peggy... →
“They have to hold a backers’ audition for ‘Godspell’?”...”
– B’WAY FEELS MONEY SLUMP - New York Post
The mystery of the showering divers →
Oddly enough, I actually DID want to know this.
WatchThe Olympic Opening Ceremonies in a minute - 236 - Video
Mad Men: Mad Men Is Stimulating Consumerism In The... →
Caffeine: A Medium Starbucks Coffee Has Over Four... →
Does Sigmund Freud Do Graphic Design For Sunny D? →
I was forced took a class with probably the most douchebag professor the world has ever known where we were preached to discussed subliminal advertising.
Having worked in advertising for a bit, I can more clearly see in retrospect that most of the horseshit he was shoving down our throats teaching us was near-impossible. i.e. A media buyer can’t tell a publication that they want to buy a...
Facebook: No. 1 Globally →
Mother of GOD.
You know how if you’re in a confined space, the best practice is to probably move minimally and avoid grand gestures, -i.e. Spinning, hitting people with your tote bag, making multiple phone calls, exaggerated hair flipping, attemping to see what the last sticker was that was placed underneath the existing “Watch the Gap” warning? Brunette Paris Hilton standing next to me...
Will Denise Confess? Will Roxy Make the Grade?... →
With Frank back home on post, will Denise’s feelings of guilt overcome her? Will Roxy finally conquer her educational fears and tackle the GED? Watch a preview of this Sunday’s all new…
“…Three sandwiches of fried eggs, cheese, lettuce, tomato, fried onions and...”
– Michael Phelps’ daily breakfast. Any man who loves brunch-type food that much is coolio with me.
(via amandalynferri)
8 More iPhone Tricks You Might Not Have Known →
This article should REALLY be called “8 iPhone Tricks That If You Don’t Know, You Should Be Locked in a Cage and Beaten with Reeds.” Dumb.
(via emilgh)
"Single" - New Kids on the Block featuring Ne-Yo →
Don’t judge. I downloaded this on iTunes today. Polow da Don produced this. What planet am I on?
Dichotomy.
My air conditioner is as loud as a rest stop hand dryer from 1987.
Totally not necessary to be on given the weather, but unless my ears are bleeding from the humming, I can’t fall asleep.