January 2010
57 posts
If you can actually hear this, they’re...
December 2009
113 posts
Happy New Years "Army Wives" Fans! Enjoy Another... →
To help you celebrate the beginning of 2010 and the upcoming season of “Army Wives”, we decided to kick things off with another DVD giveaway. So, here’s the topic: Come up with resolution for any of…
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2010.
I resolve to not cry in 2010 unless I have something in my eye or if they’re tears of joy.
I resolve that I will be a heinous bitch in 2010 who will not stand for anything less than what she wants or needs.
I resolve that I will not make the same mistakes or compromise my beliefs any longer.
I resolve to think bigger and better than you.
The One Week Digital Cleanse
Slightly takes away from the impact of this considering this was distributed digitally. He should have gotten all Martin Luther, Wittenberg Cathedral on our asses and nailed this on a very large door.
This is an impossible task when one works on the Internet for a living. Hey, Mayer! Don’t play your guitar or write a song or listen to music for a week. Do not double click on that Pro...
Blame Rensing.
@pasty: I told you not to leave your van there. God.
@emilgh: My tarp!
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“Christ on the cross, Mary and Jesus!”
– Some genius queen on “Tabitha’s Salon Takeover”
Gyllenhaals' parents divorce →
Jesus. 2009 was the year of divorce and death.
Be 2010's Designer Darling →
Check out our fun new “Project Runway” Facebook app to spread the word about “Project Runway” Season 7!
Speaking of Facebook, connect with fellow fans and get the latest updates on our…
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'NSYNC Boy Bander Bails on Bill →
The fact that this was newsworthy is insane.
The fact that this man has less money than J. Timberlake but more money than Jesus should mean that he shouldn’t have a problem paying his taxes. Not to mention that the dude hasn’t lived in MS since the days when they had no money.
Arts, Briefly - Another Billy Becomes a Billy... →
Meet "Project Runway" Season 7 Designer Jesus... →
“Project Runway” Season 7 designer Jesus Estrada from Mexico (now calling San Diego, CA home) made one of his earliest winning designs for his very own mother in a Mrs. Mexico competition…
Revival of 'Ragtime' set to close Sunday on B'way... →
Glad I saw it in 1998, when Broadway show tickets weren’t a gigbillion dollars each.
New Yorkers celebrate 'Good Riddance Day' in Times... →
How did I not know about this? Can I shred people?
OK. Wow. I just sounded like Pasty Todd, the Demon Blogger of Fleet Street.
The more I watch the news, the more I want to hurl. Our flights need to be like El Al’s. Period.
This assclown couldn’t light his underroos aflame and we got lucky. Get yourself to the airport three hours early, ya’ll, and suck it up.
Also, never sit in Seat 19A, apparently.
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WatchNew Amerie featuring Fabolous music video: “More Than Love”
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“500 Days of Summer” was a bad choice. A bad, bad choice.
I hope Summer gets hit by a caravan at Day 501. That bitch.
Video: The Hottest "Army Wives" Kisses →
Season 3 of “Army Wives” was filled with some of the steamiest moments of any season. As a holiday gift to the fans, check out our video mash-up of all the best kisses now. …If you can handle the…
“I can’t wait to hate you; make you pain like I do. Still can’t shake...”
– “H.A.T.E.U.”, Mariah Carey
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John Mayer Has a Tumblr? →
How did I miss this?
My grandmother refuses to drink the ethanol.
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Mom's Xmas Xmistake
Pasty: My mom just tried to text you merry Xmas. Had wrong number. Some dude called her back. Keeps calling. Ha!
Sim Tilver: THAT is tumblr worthy!
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"Project Runway" Season 7 Premiere Sneak Peek! →
Watch a new clip from the “Project Runway” Season 7 premiere, airing January 14 at 10 pm et/pt. Is Tim “concerned” already? I guess Episode 1 is soon enough!
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Ke$ha Tops Billboard Hot 100 with ‘TiK ToK’ | Just... →
I would just like to make it known that Lifetime was featuring this song in the “Project Runway” Season 6 promos over the summer. So, there.
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Ford to Sell Volvo to China's Zhejiang Geely | The... →
I should have not sold my ‘87 Volvo to a murder. The quality just won’t be the same. [sadface]
'House' alum news: Jennifer Morrison heads to... →
BBC News | US balloon boy parents are given jail... →
Asshattery will not prevail!
Matthew Morrison Interview – “I’m Not Gay” |... →
Forget that! He was in LMNT? I don’t ever remember that!
Beyoncé and Jay-Z change their names →
If this is true, this is kind of strange, but not as bad as those people who combine their married names together to create one name, like, say, Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony would be Mr. & Mrs. Anpez or Lopony.
Susan Sarandon and Tim Robbins Split →
I was just sitting, wondering, “Who would really surprise me to hear broke up?” Bingo.
Watch@JennaUsh on “TODAY” this AM.
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The MJ Files
The FBI released a bunch of redacted documents from their epic (no pun intended … for all six of you who knew that is also his record label’s name) Michael Jackson files, dating back to 1992. Clearly I’m bored, so I’m reading through them. All.
First off, the FBI is either really good at redacting documents or at making everything they touch negative-jazz hands....