October 2009
117 posts
“Ribbon” by Mariah Carey is a better version of The-Dream’s “Kelly’s 12 Play.”
September 2009
174 posts
GM to shut down Saturn after Penske walks away |... →
Goodbye, ugly cars everywhere.
'Miracle on the Hudson' pilot Capt. Chesley... →
Imagine if you were flying on Thursday and you hear: “[bing!] Hello, this is your captain, Chesley Sullenberger speaking…”?
Guaranteed autograph session post-flight forsheezy, whether he likes it or not.
TV's winners and losers . . . so far →
Not gonna lie, “The Good Wife” is (as the title says) good.
TV Tune In: Heidi Klum on "Ellen" Today at 3 pm... →
Don’t miss Heidi Klum on “Ellen” today at 3 pm et/4 pm pt on NBC. Watch a preview of Ellen’s segment with Heidi now. read more
TV Tune In: Nina Garcia, Althea, Christopher &... →
Season 6 designers Althea Harper, Christopher Straub and Qristyl Frazier drop by the “Rachael Ray Show” tomorrow, October 1, to go head-to-head in a challenge where not a stitch of fabric is…
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WatchJude Law on Late Night With Jimmy Fallon
Jimmy has Jude read poetry to the camera, except it’s the lyrics to “Poker Face,” which is brill.
Also, there is Nerf duel. I win.
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“This is for real, for real, for real - Oprah Winfrey, whole segment, for real,...”
– Mariah Carey, “Betcha Gon’ Know [The Prelude]” (via simtilver)
I Challenge You To A (Very Safe) Duel! - Jimmy... →
1. How is this a video blog when it contains more written blog entries than video? A video blog is exclusively video, hence VIDEO.
2. $10 bucks says this is the final scene in “Hamlet,” the Nerf edition.
Michael's Back and We're Celebrating With a... →
“She looks like Barefoot Appalachian Lil’ Abner Barbie!”
“Next thing you know, it’s big button earrings and you’re on ‘The Facts of Life.’” Oh, Michael Kors. Over the years you’ve provided us…
Overheard in the elevator.
Guy: So I have a giraffe in Plexiglass and an ant in Plexiglass.
Lady: That's beautiful.
Guy: Yes. I can't make up my mind.
WatchGuess who.
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I have a HUGE crush...
on Mariah Carey’s new album.
It is all kinds of R&B goodness. Plus, interludes? Oh, how I’ve missed thee. Spend the $5.99, ya’ll.
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Mariah Carey's "Memoirs of an Imperfect Angel" on... →
Five mother-effing 99? Just cancelled that $12.99 iTunes pre-order.
Thank you, desperation.
Watch“Hugh Jackman and Daniel Craig were trying to perform their play “A Steady Rain” Wednesday night in NYC — but some nitwit forgot to turn off his mobile phone.”
I love that they stayed in character the whole time.
Jude Law in drag and other fashion fun from Sally... →
Should You Ever Keep a Secret? →
What Chase seems to be telling Pamela these days now is not exactly the whole truth or any truth at all. It’s one thing to keep quiet about being taking captive because the Army doesn’t want you to…
Man stabbed to death in broad daylight after... →
What the effing eff?!
“Sometimes I feel like I’m never gonna get what I want. Like I’m forever doomed...”
– “Eastwick”
(via mascarah)
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WatchIf you missed the insanity for yourself, bring a brown paper bag to vomit into before hitting “play.”
Ew, Duck Phillips! Run, Peggy, run!
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“I want to take you in that bedroom, lock the door, take your clothes off with my...”
– Duck Phillips (!?!) to Peggy Olson (!?!) on tonight’s “Mad Men”. WTF?!
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Jackson sneak peek screenings sell out in 2 hours... →
Who the hell is the copywriter for the MasterCard account? This radio spot makes no sense.
“Wherefore” does not mean WHERE. It means WHY, you dumbasses. Juliet is asking WHY Romeo is a Montague. She’s not searching for him or her MasterCard.
Did you skip out on English 9 but managed to still get a professional writing gig? And shame on the actor who did the VO for not saying...
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WatchI left a bar (a BAR!) to buy advance screening tickets to this, thinking the world would decend upon the internet to scoop them up in ravenous form. Either the entire theatre is having midnight showings of this movie, or I have grossly misjudged the pop culture world for the first time in a long time.
Upswing is my Riesling was still sitting there for me upon my return. Thanks, Joe!
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Something to tweet about: Twitter valued at $1B by... →
He's Back! Michael Kors Returns to "Project... →
You live for his witty snark that only he can dish out on the runway. And now the one, the only Michael Kors is back just in time for next week’s big team challenge. Watch a preview of Episode 7…
Michael Jackson: ‘I am scared of my father’ -... →
Ugh. Let the man die in peace.
This is coming from the same ass-clown who tried to set MJ up on a date with Katie Couric. I only remember this cause she says his name like, 17 times in an interview with Dave Letterman.
Oh shit! Beyoncé’s getting all Texan on Ali Larter’s ass! (Damn Obsessed is bad.)
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Project Runway: Ra'mon Gets Robbed | Jezebel →
Jezebel took the time to take screen shots of all my XML hard work.
Showtime | Dexter's in Town - NY →
Way to rip off AMC’s plan for the “Mad Men” Season 3 premiere week down to the map graphic, Showtime.
John Mayer | Preview the New Single "Who Says" →
I really don’t understand what he’s thinking. This is too John Mayer Trio-esque to get played on the radio. Not to mention that the only part I can remember is singing about being stoned.
Being stoned cannot be your hook. Really surprised, cause he’s so smart about these things.
Who Says = Say + Stop This Train + Sucker - Radio Appeal
Exclusive: Jennifer Morrison leaving 'House' |... →
Noooooooooooooooooooooo! :(
Jackson fans line up for 'This Is It' tickets |... →
Getting mine online at midnight like a smart person.
Love Is in the Air? Judge John Varvatos Hearts... →
Looks like love is in the air on Season 6! (Or at least a little innocent crushing action.) Carol Hannah can’t take the heat LoganNeitzel SilverPants is radiating from the worktable next to her…
Love Is in the Air? Judge John Varvatos Hearts... →
I’m kind of in love with my own blog post.