January 2011
True story.
Caitlin: If you know [name of famous guy] personally, could you tell him I'd like to make out with him?
Emil: Done.
Anonymous asked: someone told me I was "so f'n beautiful..I f'n hatechoo!!!!!!!!"
what does this mean. When I asked him, he just said it was not that kinda hate..
what does this mean. When I asked him, he just said it was not that kinda hate..
MRI’s are NOTHING like they are on “House.”
I think I hit an all new level of geekdom when I saw the $3MM machine and thought it was badass.
Listening to Ke$ha during the procedure will not keep you calm. AT ALL.
Should have taken the Valium, although my Tech recommended a jack and coke.
Said Tech knew way too much about TV networks. Like, WAY too much for a straight man...
WatchMy father likes to have lively discussions about episodes of “The Housewives of Beverly Hills.” Case in point.
WatchMy brother’s take on any given Billy Joel song.
“There’s nothing worse than loving someone who’s never going to stop...”
– (from “House”)
GWU Frats, Sorority Charged With Hazing | Jezebel →
I remember old Frat Row at GDubs, where sketchy dudes sat in their sketchy Foggy Bottom brownstowns hollering at any chick that walked by. (And I mean ANY chick.) Then they moved into their sick (and I mean SICK) new building on 23rd Street with more amenities than Jesus, and I hated them for having their own laundry units. And basements. Per like, six people.
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WatchMy ghetto video of Prince shaking it during “Cream” at last night’s concert. #shouldhavegottenthe32GB
Britney's Record-Breaking Song "Hold It Against... →
This week, “Hold It Against Me” debuts at Number One on Billboard’s Hot 100 Singles chart, selling 411K digital singles in the U.S. within just one week of its exclusive release on iTunes. This is the biggest first week track number for a female artist, the record was previously held by Taylor Swift. According to Billboard she’s the second artist in the trade...
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Famous TV Doctors - One Born Every Minute Official... →
I spent like, days, building this. (Of course I lead with @HOUSEonFOX. And Wilson is there, too. Of course.)
Man found dead by Peter Fonda likely committed... →
See, this is why the use of vague pronouns is bad. First time I read this story, I thought Peter Fonda found a dead guy in HIS car, and I was like, “Man, that is a shit way to start your day.”
Don't Buy the Verizon iPhone 4 | Gizmodo →
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“I should twy twittering!”
– My mom, who asked me not to post that here.
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“Fix yourself a cup of Maxwell House International Coffee, French Vanilla, sit in...”
– @tomandlorenzo’s words of wisdom
Lifetime's 'The Craigslist Killer' Draws 5.4... →
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