I must confess I love this music video. Why?

- Spoken dialogue prologue

- Opening credit sequence

- Gratuitous sponsorship integrations (her own fragrance, Radiance, Swarovski timepiece, car I should probably be able to identify, but don’t)

- Americans inexplicably taking over England

- Surprisingly capable acting by non-actor

- Surprisingly capable abdominals by non-actor

- Landscape-sized faux back tattoos

- Real couple probably having real sex on camera (a.k.a the Director’s Cut is a full-fledged “tape”)

- Wardrobe reminiscent of a prior glorious video

- Hand gesture choreography

- A return to fabulous hair and makeup choices

- Credits

- Questionable thank-yous (“The White House”) and acknowledgements (“No vanilla candles were harmed in the making of this music video”) in said credits

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