Who the hell is the copywriter for the MasterCard account? This radio spot makes no sense.
“Wherefore” does not mean WHERE. It means WHY, you dumbasses. Juliet is asking WHY Romeo is a Montague. She’s not searching for him or her MasterCard.
Did you skip out on English 9 but managed to still get a professional writing gig? And shame on the actor who did the VO for not saying something! Homegirl had to have taken a Shakespeare class.
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