Freezer Football
I don’t watch football…ever, but the fact that Green Bay is playing New York in negative degree weather is too much to pass up.
I have little to no idea as to what is going on, but I do know that some old guy from the Giants is about to die of frostbite and that they have a player by the name of, no lie, R.W. McQuarters.
Also, I am convinced that Joe Simpson probably paid those fans to wear those Jessica and Tony masks, mostly because it got quality TV time and he plays for Texas. Just saying.
