Cupcake Clarity.
I went to return an ill-fitting, but amazing Catherine Malandrino dress to Saks, and instead was mistaken for a kept woman with money to burn. I was offered a ridiculous Tory Burch cupcake the size of a small nation, and had a private showing of her new collection—all “well priced.” In conclusion, never walk into Saks with designer gear and fabulous hair when you’re unemployed. But, do take the cupcake and run!
