Cutting Room Wordplay.

• Me: Can I have a dirty martini?
• Bartender: [undecipherable]
• Me: Sorry? ...Wait. I just figured out what you were doing, and that would have been clutch had I not been totally deaf just then.
• Bartender: Let's try this again. ...Hi. What'll it be?
• Me: May I have a dirty martini please?
• Bartender: How dirty do you want it?
• Me: Filthy. Disgustingly dirty.
• Bartender: Like, bestiality dirty?