12 Angry Moms.

• My mom: I'm waiting to see if I'm going to be picked as a juror for this case.
• Me: Well, you could say that you were a victim of murder. Then they really couldn't pick you!
• My mom: Yeah.
• Me: ...Um, did you not get why that was funny? If you were a victim of murder, you'd be dead.
• My mom: Oh. Hmm. Yeah. I guess you would.