1. Again, this is why you have a publicist.
2. Did he really need to have his band vamp “Gravity” in the background as he groveled?
3. No, seriously. This is why you have a publicist.
4. Can John Mayer not just speak like a god damn human being for once? No one actually talks like that, except him. What he is apologizing for (trying to be clever) is what he does every single time he opens his mouth — to sing or speak. However, giving interviews like you’re the malt whiskey-loving Andrew Dice Clay of the guitar world is not clever; it’s dismissive and lazy.
