Faux Yogurt
I love trying new things from Whole Foods Market, and today’s discovery was no exception: Dairy free, soy free yogurt.
I could give a crap about something being dairy or soy free. I love dairy products so much that I think that if I suddenly were to become lactose intolerant, I would purposely kill myself by eating as much cheese and glasses of Ovaline that I could stomach. It would be like a scene from Seven.
I looked at the container, which had a giant picture of a coconut on it, and was sucked in. Shampoo, body wash, toothpaste, I don’t care what it is. If it involves something edible that I shouldn’t be using in another context — i.e. beauty products — I’m down. I guess it also applies to, um, food. Especially coconut.
Intrigued, I give it a closer look, mostly because I thought it was coconut-flavored yogurt.
99 cents later, I would probably get this again. Tastes of yogurt, absent of coconut. So Delicious Coconut Milk Yogurt, I guess your company name is cool to stay.
