Polite Mode.
I saw The Dark Knight along with the rest of the free world this weekend, and my one problem with it is this:
Since it was not rated R, 13-year-olds with cell phones ablaze for the entirety of the the film populated the theatre. I wanted to murder them all with a pencil, previous to my monologue about how I got a scar on my face…from flying over the handlebars of my Schwinn in 1990…cause I’m clumsy.
In conclusion, is it no longer possible to enjoy a piece of theatre or a film without this happening everywhere I go?
In other news, Heath Ledger is as brilliant as the hype said he was.
