Mother of GOD.
You know how if you’re in a confined space, the best practice is to probably move minimally and avoid grand gestures, -i.e. Spinning, hitting people with your tote bag, making multiple phone calls, exaggerated hair flipping, attemping to see what the last sticker was that was placed underneath the existing “Watch the Gap” warning?
Brunette Paris Hilton standing next to me doesn’t seem to subscribe to those same methodologies. I may cause her physical harm in a moment. But I guess blogging about her whilst she steps on my foot is also acceptable.
