Return to Sender
So, an e-mail address I used for a specific client years ago is suddenly accidentally confused with that of some Australian chick named “Jess.” I get all of her e-mail from dumb people in her native land who can’t bother to hit “reply,” “reply all” or use their flippin’ address books. Oddly enough, I think she’s in the web business, which is slightly “small world,” but we move on.
One e-mail I got was about like, cost estimates. (Not helpful to me cause I don’t accept boomerangs or whatever.) The second was “Why haven’t you updated their site yet?” (Maybe cause you’re e-mailing me?!) And the third was totally hysterical due to its totally schizo tone.
First part of the e-mail was a friend of hers telling me, er…her, about how he just got over a bad breakup and was looking to God for answers. God told him to go to Scandinavia. Then, he proceeds to critique several albums by a band as if he’s Spin or something.
If I continue to receive e-mails from the land down under, even though I’ve continually told them to STFU, I will continue to brief you on them here. Cause I can.
