Virgin America: The Tale of 1D (Part 2)
Well, I can tell you thanks to my plush dental chair, I fell asleep on a plane for longer than five minutes without being in a booze-induced coma for the first time. I also learned from our pilot (who has a foxy British accent) that our tailwind is at 100 and uh… 90… Well, we’re flying at “ludicrous speed” and it will knock off one hour from our flight time. Awesome.
Another note, they just tried to feed me a Cobb sandwich wrap. It’s the same one from coach, so no photos, cause I could care less, nor did I eat it.
The other flight attendant’s name is Mandalay. If her last name is Bay, I will die.
Other things to discuss: what happened to the fun in the bathroom? When VA first started flying, they had mood lighting in there with transy rave music. Now, no more. I miss it.
Also, why is it always so flippin cold on planes, yet their thin disposable plane blankets manage to keep you warm? Idea: Plane coats made from said blankets. Brilliant!
