Virgin America: The Tale of 1D (Wrap Up)
You will never feel more bad-ass than the day you get to exit a plane first. This fist-pumping moment of joy will only be trampled upon moments later when you have to wait for your luggage in baggage claim for 45 minutes, thereby negating your early arrival time. Ya bastards!
So, my final thoughts?
- Great staff.
- Great food.
- Wish I got plastered on their booze, but it was too early of a flight to be THAT guy.
- I miss the techno bathrooms of 2007.
- Everyone else who flies first class is old and homely. Where are the hedge funds at?!
- Amazing seats, but the massage is a flat out lie to get geeks like me amped about flying First.
- Their entertainment system features Amerie.
- Their new safety video is like Virgin Atlantic’s, but better. My favorite parts: all the Madonna cone-bra boobs and the seat belt demo with the matador and the bull. Random = genius. Like the nun at the end.
- I stole the mini salt and pepper shaker. (What? I love minz condiments!)
Is it worth it? Yes, if you snagged it for crazy cheap like me and/or flying a red eye and/or hate children. Probably not if you’re paying full price and in the afternoon and/or like children (…not like that).
