1. Nick Carter is SLAMMIN’ hot now. Even hotter than 1999 Nick Carter, which is hard to top. Damn yo, indeed.
2. Nick Carter’s slammin’ hotness is now negated by the fact that he was a giant coke head, and presumably has no nose hairs left. Anyone who describes cocaine as “blow” in an article with People magazine has probably snorted it off of the bodies of dead French whores, it’s that habitual. (Just sayin’.)
