The blog of a social media nerd, writer, digital producer, pop culture addict and overall really pale girl. I write a lot about television, music, digital media, Anderson Cooper’s silver foxiness and most likely some pathetically nostalgic notions about boybands. I also have the fun distinction of being Tumblr’s fifth or sixth employee. (Depending on who you ask.)Whiter Than Your iPod.Tumblr (3.0; @pasty)http://whiterthanyouripod.com/'Duets' Judge Robin Thicke Hopes Middle America Discovers Him | Hollywood Reporter<a href="http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/live-feed/duets-abc-judge-robin-thicke-preview-329248?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter">'Duets' Judge Robin Thicke Hopes Middle America Discovers Him | Hollywood Reporter</a>http://whiterthanyouripod.com/post/23680120151http://whiterthanyouripod.com/post/23680120151Thu, 24 May 2012 14:09:31 -0400Love you, B, but that shit CRAY. $1,000?!<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4jc4v5HO31qz5amto1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Love you, B, but that shit CRAY. $1,000?!</p>http://whiterthanyouripod.com/post/23675667968http://whiterthanyouripod.com/post/23675667968Thu, 24 May 2012 12:22:07 -0400beyonceThanks for the sweet synth, Google!<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4hrxlQPu71qz5amto1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Thanks for the sweet synth, Google!</p>http://whiterthanyouripod.com/post/23623331180http://whiterthanyouripod.com/post/23623331180Wed, 23 May 2012 16:08:00 -0400googleMoog synthesizerBob Moognewsweek: Today is World Turtle Day! Respect the turtle. <img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4h8thqSCw1qzs5cqo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://newsweek.tumblr.com/post/23609286534/today-is-world-turtle-day-respect-the-turtle" target="_blank">newsweek</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Today is <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_Turtle_Day" target="_blank">World Turtle Day</a>! Respect the turtle.</p> </blockquote>http://whiterthanyouripod.com/post/23609349178http://whiterthanyouripod.com/post/23609349178Wed, 23 May 2012 10:39:06 -0400And then my productivity ceased to exist.<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/xxNG636QScU?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>And then my productivity ceased to exist.</p>http://whiterthanyouripod.com/post/23486140806http://whiterthanyouripod.com/post/23486140806Mon, 21 May 2012 13:02:31 -0400House:(<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m47codrzh41qz5amto1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>:(</p>http://whiterthanyouripod.com/post/23276864831http://whiterthanyouripod.com/post/23276864831Fri, 18 May 2012 01:02:37 -0400househugh laurie"Can I buy my coffee here?"“Can I buy my coffee here?”<br/><br/> - <em>A lady at the Whole Foods coffee bar, to me.</em>http://whiterthanyouripod.com/post/23236696703http://whiterthanyouripod.com/post/23236696703Thu, 17 May 2012 13:52:41 -0400"Do you know where the bread is?"“Do you know where the bread is?”<br/><br/> - <em>Guy at Whole Foods, standing in front of the bread section.</em>http://whiterthanyouripod.com/post/23175695284http://whiterthanyouripod.com/post/23175695284Wed, 16 May 2012 14:58:54 -0400"How did you know I liked cats?"“How did you know I liked cats?”<br/><br/> - <em>My grandmother, on receiving a Mother’s Day cat card, who once owned 10 cats.</em>http://whiterthanyouripod.com/post/22992037776http://whiterthanyouripod.com/post/22992037776Sun, 13 May 2012 16:33:00 -0400Mother's DaycatsSketching - @esosafashion at work. (Taken with instagram)<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3rtuo0jxy1qz5amto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Sketching - @esosafashion at work. (Taken with <a href="http://instagr.am" target="_blank">instagram</a>)</p>http://whiterthanyouripod.com/post/22729294105http://whiterthanyouripod.com/post/22729294105Wed, 09 May 2012 15:52:00 -0400At @esosafashion’s studio, NYC (Taken with instagram)<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3rtayalSh1qz5amto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>At @esosafashion’s studio, NYC (Taken with <a href="http://instagr.am" target="_blank">instagram</a>)</p>http://whiterthanyouripod.com/post/22728615977http://whiterthanyouripod.com/post/22728615977Wed, 09 May 2012 15:40:10 -04001. Who hemmed that dress? Me? 2. Still in denial that...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3oqpkjpdv1qz5amto1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>1. Who hemmed that dress? Me?<br/> 2. Still in denial that they’re engaged.</p>http://whiterthanyouripod.com/post/22635412610http://whiterthanyouripod.com/post/22635412610Mon, 07 May 2012 23:51:19 -0400justin timberlakeMet Galajessica bielGrandma: What kind of car is this?Grandma: What kind of car is this?<br /> Mom: An Infinity.<br /> Grandma: Is that a Chevrolet? http://whiterthanyouripod.com/post/22450283540http://whiterthanyouripod.com/post/22450283540Sat, 05 May 2012 11:48:29 -0400"Goodnight! I gotta go brush my face."“Goodnight! I gotta go brush my face.”<br/><br/> - <em>My mother, to me.</em>http://whiterthanyouripod.com/post/22427746101http://whiterthanyouripod.com/post/22427746101Sat, 05 May 2012 00:15:35 -0400If you’re a web producer, you should probably not upload...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3j28u41VC1qz5amto1_400.png"/><br/><br/><p>If you’re a web producer, you should probably not upload content while blind. Just saying, <a href="http://omg.yahoo.com/blogs/now/debra-messing-opens-end-her-marriage-traumatic-210624768.html" target="_blank">omg!</a>.</p>http://whiterthanyouripod.com/post/22420155513http://whiterthanyouripod.com/post/22420155513Fri, 04 May 2012 22:14:54 -0400"Mom: Is “Gigolos” back on yet? Me: No. Dad: It’s not?!"“Mom: Is “Gigolos” back on yet?<br/> Me: No.<br/> Dad: It’s not?!”<br/><br/> - <em>Yes, that just happened.</em>http://whiterthanyouripod.com/post/22089053580http://whiterthanyouripod.com/post/22089053580Sun, 29 Apr 2012 20:26:13 -0400Yogurt! I hate yogurt! - Spaceballs<span id="video_player_21471124338">[<a href="http://www.adobe.com/shockwave/download/download.cgi?P1_Prod_Version=ShockwaveFlash" target="_blank">Flash 10</a> is required to watch video.]</span><script type="text/javascript">renderVideo("video_player_21471124338",'http://whiterthanyouripod.com/video_file/21471124338/tumblr_m2t5ek8KzL1qz5amt',400,225,'poster=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_m2t5ek8KzL1qz5amt_r1_frame1.jpg,http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_m2t5ek8KzL1qz5amt_r1_frame2.jpg,http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_m2t5ek8KzL1qz5amt_r1_frame3.jpg,http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_m2t5ek8KzL1qz5amt_r1_frame4.jpg,http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_m2t5ek8KzL1qz5amt_r1_frame5.jpg')</script><br/><br/><p>Yogurt! I hate yogurt! - Spaceballs</p>http://whiterthanyouripod.com/post/21471124338http://whiterthanyouripod.com/post/21471124338Fri, 20 Apr 2012 22:25:32 -0400spaceballsHow dope is this photo? My great grandmother (infant) with her...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2i2z3hjkT1qz5amto1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>How dope is this photo? My great grandmother (infant) with her brother and parents, circa 1900.</p>http://whiterthanyouripod.com/post/21123840486http://whiterthanyouripod.com/post/21123840486Sat, 14 Apr 2012 22:59:27 -0400ancestorsfamily treeIn honor of National Grilled Cheese Day. (Taken with instagram)<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2e800hdzN1qz5amto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>In honor of National Grilled Cheese Day. (Taken with <a href="http://instagr.am" target="_blank">instagram</a>)</p>http://whiterthanyouripod.com/post/20996595112http://whiterthanyouripod.com/post/20996595112Thu, 12 Apr 2012 20:57:36 -0400May he rest.<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2a282VuSr1qz5amto1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>May he rest.</p>http://whiterthanyouripod.com/post/20853352862http://whiterthanyouripod.com/post/20853352862Tue, 10 Apr 2012 15:02:26 -0400