Posts tagged TV

No wonder this new Victoria’s Secret TV spot is amazing. Michael effing Bay directed it. I’m obsessed at the part with the explosion in the back and they’re just like, “Yawn.”

Total web producer. Just tried going to the IP address the Trinity killer visited on “Dexter”.(192.234.24.323 … Cause everyone goes to websites that way?) Nothing. Missed opportunity for something cool, Showtime.

I want you. I don’t care. Doesn’t that mean anything to someone like you?
Don Draper, “Mad Men” - “We Small Hours”
  • Cameron: According to Freud, and I'm paraphrasing, instinct of love toward an object demands a mastery to obtain it. And if a person feels they can't control the object or feel threatened by it, they act negatively toward it. Like, an eighth grade boy punching a girl.
  • House: I treat you like garbage ... so I must really like you? Given your Freudian theory, what does it mean if I start being nice to you?
  • Cameron: That you're getting in touch with your feelings.
  • House: Hmm. So there's absolutely nothing I can do to make you think that I don't like you?
  • Cameron: Sorry, no.
  • House: You live under the delusion that you can fix everything that isn't perfect. ... You don't love; you need. ... What I am is what you need. I'm damaged.

Why were people raving about this skit when Gaga blatantly missed her cue … and then the world realized she couldn’t act?

Jude Law on Late Night With Jimmy Fallon

Jimmy has Jude read poetry to the camera, except it’s the lyrics to “Poker Face,” which is brill.

Also, there is Nerf duel. I win.

If you missed the insanity for yourself, bring a brown paper bag to vomit into before hitting “play.”

Ew, Duck Phillips! Run, Peggy, run!

My blog has been “Dexterized.” Nothing like being strapped to a table in layers of Saran Wrap and murdered by Michael C. Hall in a long-sleeved thermal. …and, uh, leave a shoutout for Anderson.

My blog has been “Dexterized.”

Nothing like being strapped to a table in layers of Saran Wrap and murdered by Michael C. Hall in a long-sleeved thermal.

…and, uh, leave a shoutout for Anderson.