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Beyoncé’s first tweet…is this? P.S. Holly probably just got fired AND will never have her phone stop ringing. Ever.

Beyoncé’s first tweet…is this?

P.S. Holly probably just got fired AND will never have her phone stop ringing. Ever.

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Is the second verse in trouble or something? Where did it go? Especially when the song has no bridge and the chorus that repeats itself with 32397 modulations at the end?

I have no life.

I love her. The end.

Beyonce is preggers! (via OMG Beyonce just made a huge announcement on the #vma carpet!… on Twitpic)

Beyonce is preggers!

(via OMG Beyonce just made a huge announcement on the #vma carpet!… on Twitpic)

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Oh, just @beyonce wearing Nikolaki Spring 2011 in her music video for “Best Thing I Never Had” from 4. Go, @nickverreos1!

Oh, just @beyonce wearing Nikolaki Spring 2011 in her music video for “Best Thing I Never Had” from 4. Go, @nickverreos1!

I miss you, like, every day

Wanna be with you

But you’re away

Said I miss you

Missing you insane

But if I got with you

Could it feel the same?

— Beyoncé, “I Miss You” (4)

Beyonce Is George Michael Little known fact: I have no life. Beyoncé must have been as inspired as I was when I first saw George Michael’s music video for “Too Funky” back in 1990. He was in the middle of giving Sony the finger, and refused to appear in his own music videos. So, beginning with “Freedom 90,” he cast all of his supermodel friends to strut around in them instead. (George actually does appear in “Too Funky” for about five seconds as a camera guy, but that’s besides the point.) Anyway, for her new album I Am … Sasha Fierce, Sasha (a.k.a. Beyoncé) is rocking half the wardrobe from GM’s video in her promo pictures. No lie! I give you Exhibit A, the motorcycle corset and Exhibit B, the metal hand glove. Leave it to yours truly to remember this shit from nearly 19 years ago. …NINETEEN?! Excuse me while I kill myself. By the way, fast forward to 2:55, and you will see a minz Tyra Banks. I always got to be her when we played “reenact the music video.” Shut up.

Beyonce Is George Michael

Little known fact: I have no life. Beyoncé must have been as inspired as I was when I first saw George Michael’s music video for “Too Funky” back in 1990.

He was in the middle of giving Sony the finger, and refused to appear in his own music videos. So, beginning with “Freedom 90,” he cast all of his supermodel friends to strut around in them instead. (George actually does appear in “Too Funky” for about five seconds as a camera guy, but that’s besides the point.)

Anyway, for her new album I Am … Sasha Fierce, Sasha (a.k.a. Beyoncé) is rocking half the wardrobe from GM’s video in her promo pictures. No lie!

I give you Exhibit A, the motorcycle corset and Exhibit B, the metal hand glove.

Leave it to yours truly to remember this shit from nearly 19 years ago. …NINETEEN?! Excuse me while I kill myself.

By the way, fast forward to 2:55, and you will see a minz Tyra Banks. I always got to be her when we played “reenact the music video.” Shut up.