Posts tagged house

RIP, Dr. Allison Cameron.

Jennifer Morrison is totes not coming back to “House.”

Her bio for the Broadway play she’s starring in (“The Miracle Worker”) says she, quote, stared in “House.” Past tense. You don’t have your publicist write your CV to say you’re no longer in one of the highest rated shows on TV by mistake.

Sadface.

This is kind of hysterical.

So E! Online is touting that they have the exclusive “First Three Minutes of House’s Wilson-Centric Episode!” on their site. (The funny part is coming, I swear.) This perplexed me a bit because in the web world of TV shows, any video clip generally needs to hover a little over the 2:00 mark to satisfy the criteria of being “promotional” material … so who slept with who to get three glorious minutes of Wilson?

First comment from a user: “This is only 2:08 long. Not three minutes. And dumb. Thanks for the waste of time.” Brill and also true. …Do we not know how to round DOWN?

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Was fine until Cameron said goodbye to House. Then wasn’t okay.

  • Cameron: According to Freud, and I'm paraphrasing, instinct of love toward an object demands a mastery to obtain it. And if a person feels they can't control the object or feel threatened by it, they act negatively toward it. Like, an eighth grade boy punching a girl.
  • House: I treat you like garbage ... so I must really like you? Given your Freudian theory, what does it mean if I start being nice to you?
  • Cameron: That you're getting in touch with your feelings.
  • House: Hmm. So there's absolutely nothing I can do to make you think that I don't like you?
  • Cameron: Sorry, no.
  • House: You live under the delusion that you can fix everything that isn't perfect. ... You don't love; you need. ... What I am is what you need. I'm damaged.