Posts tagged john mayer
1. Again, this is why you have a publicist.
2. Did he really need to have his band vamp “Gravity” in the background as he groveled?
3. No, seriously. This is why you have a publicist.
4. Can John Mayer not just speak like a god damn human being for once? No one actually talks like that, except him. What he is apologizing for (trying to be clever) is what he does every single time he opens his mouth — to sing or speak. However, giving interviews like you’re the malt whiskey-loving Andrew Dice Clay of the guitar world is not clever; it’s dismissive and lazy.
When linking your “related content” on the web just becomes a hilarious non sequitur of jack ass proportions.
Maybe Mayer got the bad hair as a result of the crazy sex with Jessica Simpson? Us Weekly, get off the Internet.
Even moms like @johncmayer.
John Mayer Just Has to Please the Girls | NYTimes.com
I have no effing idea what the hell this article is even about. John Mayer’s libido or his lyrics?
All I know is when I get a hold of one of his new records, it gets me into all kinds of self deprecating places I shouldn’t be hanging out in.
How come the only way to know how high you get me is to see how far I fall? God only knows much I’d love you if you let me, but I can’t break through it all.
