We all know of my undying love of Jude Law, however, I would also be the first person to call him a douche just as quickly.
People, he knocked up some F-list extra from a movie set and everyone on the planet knows it. He is taking responsibility by paying for child support; he doesn’t need to develop some forced emotional attachment to this child just because she’s his offspring. If he jacked off into a cup at a sperm bank to spread his good-looking DNA around for shits and giggles, there’d be no difference.
This chick thought she hit the jackpot when she was banging Jude Law and then she realized she really hit the jackpot when she was preggers.
She could have supported this child on her own if she really wanted to, or, hey, had her lawyer notify him without CCing OK Magazine and received child support under the press radar if she wanted to do the honorable thing.
GIVE THE GUY A BREAK.
Do you have a bit of Jude Law fetish?
Jude Law as a bad ass, kick ass action hero? Yes, please! Having to wait until April to actually see it? Sadface.
It would totally be OK by me to die after this. Seriously.
If homes does get nominated, I call dibs on being @trentkowalik’s date. Clearly past winners get to go back again, right?