Whiter Than Your iPod.

@mariahcarey sings one of my favorite MC songs ever, “It’s a Wrap” on @georgelopez. This song is so hard to sing live, she can’t even pull it off. And she also totally said “shit.”

Mariah Carey: Memoirs Remixed [special edition CD]

OMG. I cannot wait for this Mariah remix CD.

Firstly, “Memoirs” was her best work in years and they keep releasing the oddest singles off the record. I hope this gets more people hip to the clutchness that is this album.

Second, it will be OK to die once I hear the songs in bold. Squee!

“Betcha Gon’ Know (The Prologue)” featuring Diddy & R. Kelly
“Obsessed” featuring Gucci Mane
“H.A.T.E.U.” featuring Big Boi, OJ Da Juiceman & Gucci Mane
“Candy Bling (I Remember)” featuring T-Pain
“Ribbon” featuring Jermaine Dupri & Lil Wayne
“Inseparable” featuring Trey Songz
“Standing O” featuring Kanye West
“It’s A Wrap” featuring Beyoncé
“Up Out My Face” featuring Pharrell & Snoop Dogg
“More Than Just Friends” featuring Alicia Keys
“The Impossible” featuring Jodeci
“Angels Cry” featuring Bone Thugs-n-Harmony
“Imperfect/Languishing (The Interlude)”
“I Want To Know What Love Is” featuring Styles P., Jadakiss and the True Worship Church Choir
“100%” (iTunes bonus track)
“Call Me Now” featuring Westlife (international bonus track)
“That’s a Smash” featuring Busta Rhymes (Japan bonus track)

mariah carey

…Instead of fiending for you like them fries at McDonald’s, I wanna be all on your lips like gelato.

“More Than Just Friends,” Mariah Carey

I love ya like sunsets, bubble baths on the jet
Love ya like Kool-Aid, Louis Millionaire shades
Love ya like Sugar Daddy’s
Love ya like a pimp Caddy
Love ya like a holiday Duncan Hines yellow cake
Love ya like it’s 5 am and I’m off work
Love ya like Louboutin heels and a mini skirt
Love ya like an Asscher cut pink and white engagement ring
Love ya like layin’ in a bed bumpin’ Jodeci

This is for real, for real, for real - Oprah Winfrey, whole segment, for real, for real. “20/20,” Barbara Walters, for real, for real. “60 Minutes” for real.

Mariah Carey, “Betcha Gon’ Know [The Prelude]” (via simtilver)